Some classic sorts of things said to or by The Rowdy Dog
6. Cousin: "Do you remember who Jim Trudel is?" Rowdy: "He fucked your sister."
5. Boss: "...no more fishing from the company peer."
Rowdy Dog: "There is a reason you fish from the company peer.....you can see what is coming underneath.
4. Rowdy Dog: "Hold me Brandon...." while literally being choked out by his cousin.
3. Cousin:(on phone) "What's up man?
Rowdy Dog: "You caught me riding dirty!!! Im just about to get this one done!"
2. Rowdy Dog: (Speaking to aunt Rita in the grocery store in fron tof the pita bread and referencing her vagina while using terminology of an inside joke) "Rita's pita!!" Aunt Rita was oblivious to what was goin on.
1. Rowdy Dog: (on phone, having just gloated extensively about his previous night of sex) "Oh.....I think i just found her panties (apparently covered with poop) ....omg.... . ...sfx. Cue two separate bouts of gagging that turns quickly into puking which lasts for roughly ten minutes while cousin laughs hysterically on the phone.
